Happy International Women’s Day.
If your heart is the ocean
then I’m signing up for scuba diving lessons.
If your mind is a mountain
then I am buying hiking boots.
If your soul is the sunrise
then I will always be a morning person.
If you are an adventure
then I’m coming too.
So I think Ellen won the selfie olympics
— This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
— I know.
— What do we do?
— Enjoy it.